Are you living with a toddler or foreign exchange student?

Let's check:
* Are you struggling with the language barrier?

* Do you regularly suffer from cultural misunderstandings, or appear to have mis-matched cultural norms?

* Do they have strange ideas about what constitutes weather-appropriate clothing for your climate?

* Do they regard with suspicion any food you present them with, or refuse to eat it at all in preference to their own tried and trusted favourites?

If you answered yes to all of the above, please check you haven't accidentally taken a stray foreign exchange student home from the supermarket instead of your own toddler. It's an easy mistake to make.